Today was not a good day
but tomorrow never knows
No need for a new drug, we have plenty
Don't stop disbelieving
Keep running up that hill and
Working for the next weekend
because money is hell, not a gas
Too bad there is no man in the mirror and Sharona left you
No, the boys aren't back in town
Jamie stopped crying years ago and she took the doves with her
and no one can hear London calling any more
There is machine to rage
or any purple haze so don't bother to kiss the sky
There is a "Do Not Disturb" sign on Heaven's door
The karma police quit
The dust has been bit
Video is dancing on radio star's grave
Major Tom's rocket never launched
Don't wake me up till October ends
Don't say what you need to say, keep it to yourself
I don't care where you have been, stay off the line
The immigrants lost their voice
Rikki ended up throwing away your number
Those stones gathered too much moss to keep rolling
The brothers gave up their doobies, Bob got singing lessons
and all of UB40 is in AA
California's hotel needs a reservation a year in advance
Two is now the loneliest number
Go ahead and jump off the ledge, my friend
but you won't fly like any eagle
My generation has no idea who they are
Turns out the Caucasian boy couldn't play any funky music
Ignore Mr. Cliff- doesn't matter how hard you try, you can't get it
God damn the queen and Billie Jean
but God save the pusher man
Johnny is now drugged after he was diagnosed with ADHD
The Wilburys don't get out much nowadays
Question answered: you should go now
Too bad all the streets around here have names
